Patience.
Patience.
MEANWHILE
Allow me to take this moment to spotlight another lively contributor to TOXIC HAIR AVENGER:
SKUFF
(the skuffman)
(Skuffmeister)
STUDSKUFFIN
Oh, wow, I've completely forgotten if that's what his 'club name' is or if I just decided that is what it will be.
I'm kind of like that.
Skuffie has contributed some highly disturbing postcards of extremely high quality. I will present two of them here, just as a wee little introduction or "coming out party."
BEHOLD:
There is just so much horror in the creepy "worship" sign-language demonstration lady. It's blood-chilling, in a good way, like a good/bad scary movie.
All happily creeped out by the awesomeness of the creepy lady, one flips over to the back and :
BLAM!!! TOXIC AVENGER IN YOUR FACE!!!!
WOWZERS!! How about a big ol' can of WHAT THE F**K!?!?!
Skuffie, I think I love you.
Now let's have a slightly calmer tidbit
from the Swingline (tm) stapler of love:
Hmmmmm. This one bears some pondering. There is much pervosity here, methinks.
Welcome to Toxic Hair Avenger, Skuffie. You're a Natural.
gun shy... my god what have i just read...
ReplyDeleteQuotable quotes for future reference, maybe? Erma, I imagine my own horror was similar to yours.
ReplyDeletewe live in horor.
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