Dream Small: Puppy Panties and Clint Eastwood's Chair.

Dream Small, Clint Eastwood's Chair.

The puppy panties are, horrifyingly, a real product.

 A gem from Erma in Hong Kong:

 (but here, an easily overlooked and masterful detail):

Hello there, little talking fart-bubble!!

Erma declined to add any further embellishments. I can't argue with her assessment of this card's potential...."Happy Lifestyle" Indeed!)

OOOH! Mt. St. Helen(a)

Did someone say "digital European cheese"? That's my favorite! except for Government Cheeze.

Who's gonna make me "say UMBRELLA"?

You know what? If it gets the above terrifying visual hangover away from me, really quickly, I will SAY UMBRELLA...ELLA...ELLA....

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So, um, moving right along:

how lovely - a lovely, fuzziness - fuzzinesses makes DDJ sooooo happeeee! 

*squee*

FUZZZZZEEEEEEE *LUVSSSSSSS*

I think Skuffie was behind this one - he's the kind of guy to light the flamethrower

(insert smiley face)

Some really good advice!

Of course, this describes my favorite activity exactly.

And here's a little teaser of the next installment:

Up All Night. And....Introducing our International Contributor: Erma!

Somebody's gotten a little off topic and so somebody else needs to get the cart back behind the horse. Except that makes no sense. Big deal. It's not like people in Latvia, Russia, the Ukraine or random South American countries are looking at this. Yet.
Some disturbing news is keeping DDJ up far, far beyond bedtime. Sleep-Deprived DDJ's are even more dangerous than DDJ's with sleep.
Therefore, in order to distract the DDJ of Deviance and Dismaying Evil, we introduce a new Contributor who is soon to begin posting (we hope) from The Far East. As in Not in the USA or Even Close.  We call her "Erma" and here are a few of her subtle and ironic mailings:

(my favorite: "hipster double D" - brilliance!)

"Huntoon"??

"gablue"??

I guess I ain't, cause this DDJ got no clue. She's brilliant, Erma is.

Welcome to Toxic Hair Avenger, Ermie.

Ye Olde Tunnel of Preparation H Revisited

I wouldn't got back in there, either, Son.
It's time for this card to go International - will it be India? Honk Kong? Or South Korea? So many possibilities.....