Crater Lake, Call NPR and Toilet Paper

You know what? Calling NPR would, I am %100 certain, be my first impulse upon seeing Crater Lake in person. I'm really worried that Hiking26 never got that fleece hat. Not to mention the toilet paper....

Ye Olde Tunnel of Preparation H Revisited

I wouldn't got back in there, either, Son.
It's time for this card to go International - will it be India? Honk Kong? Or South Korea? So many possibilities.....