Mom Jeans

Total, complete, slam-dunk of greatness by Madame Lovely of Ohio.

A righteous Buh Blam! Bitches in the Waffle House

This postcard arrived hermetically sealed its very own condom (the first condom Ron and I have ever shared *sniff*).

The reason for the prophylactic had nothing to do with the Delightful Realism of the Waffle House Photo, steamy and provocative as it may be.

No, the representation of that fiery inferno of hellish hangover food was merely a front for the WACKADOOOOOOO of LOVE :

(Actually, a true representation of what happens before a Waffle House excursion.)

BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE BRILLIANCE - YES! YES!

DUH DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHH!!

BITCH PUDDING <3

Happy Lent

Vintage Easter Splendor arrived in my box today....









- glad that's done...

Anonymous Impotent Penguin

This awe-inspiring post card was recently received by moi, Denetria Dang-J. It is of completely unknown provenance.
Which makes it all the more exquisite.

And terrifying….